Tagged!
Crystal over at HIPPIE DIVA has tagged me, so I'm here to give you seven (7) things I learned the first month as a mother.
1 -- Hospitals SUCK!.
2 -- Doctors and their office staff suck even more ;)
3 -- Breasts get three times the size you ever thought they could ever be.....
4 -- Breastmilk comes from not just one hole on the nipple, but about a thousand!
5 -- Instincts are very real....
6 -- trying not to pee your pants and sneeze at the same time is an art.
7 -- do NOT try to subsist on walnuts and whole milk- you are not a genius-that is not the perfect way to get energy and never put your baby down. its a BAD IDEA!
I hereby tag anna over at another rotten banana, julia at by strands of wyrd we are united and des at hanging with the elkins
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